Recent reviews by Mitch_Murder

Don’t listen to all the fartnite playing cucks this is a decent game with good mechanics and audio. Folks keep mentioning ♥♥♥♥♥ that use hacks but that’s a rarity.

Expect beta release some time after the colonisation of planet Mars

This game gave me PTSD 10/10

Game of the century

The game starts out on a Monday, when the Postal Dude's b1tch asks him to do some sh1t. The Postal dude is a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, an alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. He lives in a trailer park, in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town of Paradise, Arizona.
The purpose of this game is to do errands, while being attacked by Al-Qaeda, Rednecks, ATF agents, savage butchers, and other annoying 4ssholes. In one of the errands you get to p1ss on Gary Coleman. As you progress through the game you unlock more areas, and more people get p1ssed off at you.

Best Sci-Fi Hide 'n' Seek sim so far 10/10

The game's campaign starts off soon after the 9/11 attacks (memefags insert 9/11 joke here). It follows men who are apart of the DEVGRU operators, who all get AWESOME code names, them being Mother(♥♥♥♥♥♥), Doodoo, Preacher, and Rabbit (possibly a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?) who also work with a sand♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ known as Tariq, who has the intelz that they need. Little did they know that Tariq was actually a sneaky bastard who had lured them into a trap. After the Americans prove that ♥♥♥♥♥ wrong and kill all of his buddies, the Americans interrogate Tariq to find out that there are over 9000 talibanz waiting up in the ♥♥♥♥-i-kot valley to shoot them. After this part, every other mission is just securing stuff, blowing stuff up, driving around, blowing more stuff up, shooting people, being shot at, actually suffering a bullet wound, some on rail levels, and dying. Not much of an interesting story beyond this mission. Other memorable code names include Cat (Panther), Vegas, Deuce (more like douche, amirite not needed), and Dusty.

Borderlands (moar like Boredomlands, AMIRITE?) is a ground-breaking game concept - take Fallout 3, make the combat more like Halo, add a randomizing technology à la Diablo II, steal characters from Killzone, throw in the meatheads from Gears of War, then give it a Mad Max skin,place the game on planet Pandora (100% original name) , use cell shading to cover up poor graphics, and finally, suck out any innovation. Clearly, this is the most original game evar. The only reason anyone bought this game is because they thought it was an expansion to the original game, Fallout 3. What they got was LOTSA ♥♥♥♥♥♥' PURDY GUNZ!!!

Bought it only for the Vietnam DLC, 3 quids well spent

Excellent game, best in the series, brings back a lot of good ol' memories