You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some loli and kill people with both guns and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's plane crashes into the World Trade Center Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (minus including the black people looting), and it's up to our pedophilic hero to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess.

Your character starts out with nothing moar than a wrench with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and drugs to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin addict going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of science, he has gained special abilities, such as the ability to spawn an army of wasps from his forearm or to set ♥♥♥♥ on fire. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high strength brand of heroin known as "EVE".

So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, in case you really care) has to find a bunch of little girls, called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of genetic material called "ADAM". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to harvest or save them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are basically just tough ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in metal diving suits that will attempt to rape you with either a giant gun or a giant drill.

There's also this guy named "Atlas" who helps you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you useful advice on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack's actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's moar, Ryan has you sodomize him to death with a golf club by using the phrase "Would you kindly...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas, he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh yeah, spoiler alert.

So then Jack's rescued by some German MILF named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child prostitution service before the city went to ♥♥♥♥. Anyway, in case you haven't yet figured it out, you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a normal guy, but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and Chris Benoit. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of ADAM and became jacked and black (A man with black skin on drugs!? NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then stabbed to death by little sisters with syringes.

You play as some guy whose name really isn't important, and whose goal is to rescue some loli and kill people with both guns and by taking narcotics to grant you magic powers. The game is set during 1960, when the protagonist's plane crashes into the World Trade Center Atlantic Ocean, where he discovers a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean called "Rapture". Of course, the city is in a state of despair worse than that of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (minus including the black people looting), and it's up to our pedophilic hero to solve the obligatory mystery surrounding the whole mess. Your character starts out with nothing moar than a wrench with which to beat his foes upside the head, but soon acquires some guns and drugs to help him along. The protagonist then starts shooting up the drugs ("plasmids") like a heroin addict going through withdrawal and learns that, through the magic of science, he has gained special abilities, such as the ability to spawn an army of wasps from his forearm or to set shit on fire. The player then finds out that in order to recharge his powers, he has to continually take a high strength brand of heroin known as "EVE". So, Jack (that's the protagonist's name, in case you really care) has to find a bunch of little girls, called "Little Sisters", that have a kind of genetic material called "ADAM". After finding the little brats, it is then up to you to decide if you want to harvest or save them. But before you can do that, you have to contend with their guardians, called "Big Daddies". The Big Daddies are basically just tough motherfuckers in metal diving suits that will attempt to rape you with either a giant gun or a giant drill. There's also this guy named "Atlas" who helps you along for about the first half of the game. He gives you useful advice on how to advance and kill the game's enemies, called "Splicers" (pronounced "sploicehs"). He guides you on your quest to kill Andrew Ryan, the city's creator. Well, it turns out that Jack's actually Ryan's illegitimate son. And what's moar, Ryan has you sodomize him to death with a golf club by using the phrase "Would you kindly...", the same phrase that Atlas has been using to control you! And Atlas isn't even Atlas, he's some black person named Frank Fontaine! Oh yeah, spoiler alert. So then Jack's rescued by some German MILF named Dr. Tennenbaum, who houses the Little Sisters and used to run a child prostitution service before the city went to shit. Anyway, in case you haven't yet figured it out, you have to go kill Fontaine and save the day. When you first meet Fontaine, he looks like a normal guy, but when you fight him at the end of the game, he looks like a cross between The Incredible Hulk and Chris Benoit. Pretty much the dude jacked himself full of ADAM and became jacked and black (A man with black skin on drugs!? NO WAI!) But don't worry, all you have to do is walk up and stick a syringe in his chest, and then shock him so that he can't move; wash, rinse, and repeat, and you'll beat this insultingly easy boss, who is then stabbed to death by little sisters with syringes.