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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 19 Feb, 2013 @ 3:21am

It is the year 2027. You are Robert Jacobs. The so called Greater Korean Republic has taken over the western part of America. Robert Jacobs is a former Marine helicopter pilot. Somehow, a link must be made between saving the world and being a pilot, but no. You use a car which you actually control remotely, like a little boy. Your mission is to bring fuel to a military base in San Francisco, and because of this America gets saved. The irony of this is that only hippies live there who drive electric cars that they are put up with by environmentalism people. You have to do this with a team, consisting of a black person, a woman, a feeble-minded rambo and a technician who is a half Korean, meaning your team is composed of nothing but imbeciles.

Note: The only Black Person in the game dies before the halfway point.

The single player starts off as a pilot in the year 2027. You are sitting in your room staring at a wall for some strange reason when suddenly a few commies knock on your door. They take you outside after they punched you in the face and throw you in what was used to be a school bus.
At this moment the player ought to see all the lulzy things that happen outside, children getting raped, people dying, Korean variants of Razzia's and all other sorts of fun things, which makes them Nazi copyists. Unfortunately, your execution will be postponed because some members of the Resistance Movement blow up your bus to save you, which is dumb as ♥♥♥♥ because they could've killed you too, making them a bunch of sadistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Take a ride in this beautiful bus so you can end your miserable life.
This is the point where the game gets gradually worse, because they actually manage to save you. You don't want this. You want do die, your life sucks. But they force you to join their Resistance, which makes hem even bigger sadistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.


The game won't last much longer from now on, considering that the single player will take you about five hours. From this point on, you will not notice difference between most levels as every level is the same apathic, miserable and dying mess like in the bus at the beginning. In every level you will kill Koreans, blow stuff up, kill Koreans, use some kind of vehicle that blows stuff up, kill Koreans, save your ass and finally kill Koreans. Strikingly enough, you will actually fly a helicopter once. ORLY, you're a pilot!
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Sol4rSky 19 Feb, 2013 @ 4:41am 
Note: The only Black Person in the game dies before the halfway point. LOL