The game starts out on a Monday, when the Postal Dude's b1tch asks him to do some sh1t. The Postal dude is a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, an alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. He lives in a trailer park, in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town of Paradise, Arizona.
The purpose of this game is to do errands, while being attacked by Al-Qaeda, Rednecks, ATF agents, savage butchers, and other annoying 4ssholes. In one of the errands you get to p1ss on Gary Coleman. As you progress through the game you unlock more areas, and more people get p1ssed off at you.

The game starts out on a Monday, when the Postal Dude's b1tch asks him to do some sh1t. The Postal dude is a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, an alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. He lives in a trailer park, in the white trash town of Paradise, Arizona. The purpose of this game is to do errands, while being attacked by Al-Qaeda, Rednecks, ATF agents, savage butchers, and other annoying 4ssholes. In one of the errands you get to p1ss on Gary Coleman. As you progress through the game you unlock more areas, and more people get p1ssed off at you.