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dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

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These 11 Midwest slang terms are sure to bring all Midwesterners back to their childhood, especially if they have since moved away. They're also guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face, no matter where they came from.

1. Schnookered
This might be the most appropriate slang term of all time. Meaning, well, drunk or inebriated, "schnookered" is the ultimate onomatopoeia. Next time I have more than one glass of wine with dinner, I'm going to pull this Midwestern slang out of my back pocket for sure.

2. Tough Tomatoes
Meaning tough luck, "tough tomatoes" is much more fun to say. Aside from the alliteration of the double T's, equating someone's bad fortune with an unripe red fruit is way more appealing than with luck, because those tomatoes will soon turn ripe and therefore, un-tough. That luck is sure to turn around!

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