Flashback to Divinity: Original Sin 1
"So you like cigars huh matey?" "no i just resell them" "Oh you got buyers?" "heh yea i do... 10 years from now hahaha" "Ok well I have a great deal on this ship of cigars, we can't find a buyer" Oh yea some guy called Dinky loves it "ok ill buy but this deal only happens today"

10 years later; enter Dinky stage right
"I like cigars" "yea i know im your slave and youve been smoking cigars for like 10 years now constantly, and i always supply them" said Dinky's slave. "Where do you get those cigars from anyway?" "oh you dont wanna know"

"FAAAAAAAAAANE! LOOOOOOOHSE! HEEEEELP" "Haha" chuckled the Red King. "Welcome to my lair, it's a furniture store pretty much. Make yourself cozy you're gunna be here a whiiiiiiile" screamed Red King as he turned into a sofa. "I'm dinky, when I ♥♥♥♥ around ♥♥♥♥ gets pretty kinky."

"Hey I'm the red prince" "Why do they call you that?" "Hey my name is Sebille" "Why do you call him that?" "No I'm Sebille" "Ouuuggh no please stop I'll call you Sebille" "Heh too late. My name is now the Red King, now I'm opening a store called Red King Rentals and Inn!!!"

walling scrub. no wonder why he has a new account

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