A Coked Out Toilet
Kai Christiansen   Minnesota, United States
 
 
Drunk driving since '09
"This game's hitbox drank as a fetus." -Chr1s
6'8"
redlettermedia.com
Currently Offline
Completionist Showcase
Recent Activity
99 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jan
135 hrs on record
last played on 5 Jan
1.3 hrs on record
last played on 18 Dec, 2024
Achievement Progress   0 of 162
Ukrainian Drone Pilot 17 Jul, 2017 @ 1:59pm 
9/11 was an inside job, the plane came from inside the towers.
Bootleg Froot Loops 24 Sep, 2016 @ 8:53pm 
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, Now my days on cruise control, I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, and just like that I'm on a roll! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chocolate flavor! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in the AM its the flavor I crave-a! Peanut butter and chocolate too, you know how I do, that's what I wake up to! My Reese's Puffs sit right at this round and peanut butter and chocolate flavors on time! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Bootleg Froot Loops 7 Sep, 2016 @ 2:06pm 
⚠️🚨TURBO NUT INCOMING🚨⚠️
🚧EVACUATE TO THE NUT-FREE ZONE🚧
⚠️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨⚠️
⚠️🚨TURBO NUT INCOMING🚨⚠️
Bootleg Froot Loops 1 Sep, 2016 @ 9:35pm 
ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᴹᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴿᵁ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᴹᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴿᵁ ˢᴴᴱ ˢᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴰᴵᶜᴷ ˢᴴᴱ ˢᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴰᴵᶜᴷ ˢᵁᶜᴷ ᴹʸ ᴰᴵᶜᴷ ˢᴼ ᴳᴼᴼᴰ ᴵᴹ ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴳᴼᴰᴰᴬᴹᴺ ʸᴼᵁ ᴰᴵᴿᵀʸ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ
Bootleg Froot Loops 1 Sep, 2016 @ 9:16pm 
Hi, is this the real PewDiePie? Don't worry, I'm not a crazy fan XDXDXD Please don't block me, I won't bother you, I promise that! Brofists your nipples Haha! Sorry, am I coming off as weird? I'm just an avid watcher, I'm not crazy at all XD If I saw you in real life, which will never happen :( I'd probably glomp you! But don't worry, I'm totally cool if you don't like that Felix... Is it okay if I call you by your real name? I really like your real name! When I'm 18, which will probably never happen XD I'm going to ask my step mom if I could legally change my name to Felix! Right now, it's Terry and I hate it. Don't worry! My step mom told me not to tell strangers my information but you're no stranger to me Felix. Did I tell you that you're cute yet? I don't have a crush on you XD I'm not gay! Anyway, I hope to get a message back from you Felix! See you around XD Brofist!
Bootleg Froot Loops 30 Jul, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
ISIS🙅🏼😡 CAN TAKE👳🏽🏃🏼 OUR PARIS🇮🇹😔, THEY CAN TAKE🎅🏿💃🏿 OUR BRUSSELS😱🍆, BUT THEY CAN NEVER⛔️✖️ EVER😶💀 TAKE MY D🅰🅱😜👊🏿

1 RT♻️=1 Pray👏🏼

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