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Why is every single survivor I run into on solo q either:

Selfish
Stupid
DC's after being downed once
Gives up because their epic play failed miserably
Screws over their entire team
Doesn't know what their sprint bind is
Leaves their teammates until second
Can't hit skill checks
Leads the killer into injured teammates who are on second hook then runs away
Doesn't bother to take protection hits
Sandbags
Takes vaults while they're healthy with injured people around
Doesn't know how to play against an Oni (Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pre-drop the pallets, the longer you stay healthy the more time he spends out of power it's not rocket science)
Feeds killers like Myers and Oni's and gets their teammates ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over for it
Leads the killer to a gen that was about to be finished
Fast vaults into lockers thinking they're sneaky
Hides all game and forces the one teammate who doesn't to take chase for the entire match and die first
Lasts 10 seconds in chase
Doesn't do gens all game
Follows people around with a flashlight for 5 minutes then mucks up the timing by about a solid 5 seconds
Gets you killed then complains about you in endgame
Hides in a corner of the map and uses Self Care against Sloppy Butcher (Try it in customs to see why it's stupid)
Doesn't pay attention to you frantically trying to warn them about the stealth killer staring right at them
Doesn't listen to you when you tell them not to do a gen because it'll cause a 3 gen
Causes 3 gens
Takes all 3 chances on hook because they don't understand how Deliverance works
Runs Dead Hard but doesn't use it all game
Runs Prove Thyself but hides all game and never touches gens
Desperately tries to take the killers attention off a survivor who's doing well looping only to go down 5 seconds into chase
Steals items after a Franklins hit
Doesn't get off the gen for pained res
Doesn't listen to you telling them to get off the gen for pained res
Gets pained res popped on themselves 10 times in the same match (This may be hard to comprehend, but you let go of M1 sometimes...)
Hides in a snowman all game
Mistimes a flashlight save by about 10 seconds

I'm sure there will be more to add to this list as my ptsd grows stronger.

I keep getting survivors with under 10 hours and killers with 3000+, what in the ever loving ♥♥♥♥ does my MMR look like?