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Also, public ♥♥♥ could affect our lifes pretty positively. I mean, we would not have to do the efforts to suck a penis to harvest it (I'm not gay tho) and we could just eat it in a bowl while watching a good movie. Maybe even sell it in theaters?
♥♥♥ is the literal solution to world hunger. Hooray for semen, the time will ♥♥♥ that y'all understand the true pleasure behind eating ♥♥♥😍
Yep you read that right. I jerk off every night I'm on shift. My supervisor will check in over the walkie sometimes which sucks. He has done so right as I'm about to ♥♥♥ and ruined it for me which sucks but being paid a living wage while jerking off is worth being blue balled occasionally.
Once a night in the camera room where I'm stationed I pull out me ♥♥♥♥ and pull up some porn on my phone and go to town. I always stop by a coffee stand on the way to work so I usually ♥♥♥ in the coffee cup then put the lid back on and throw it out. After doing this job for years the company has probably paid me thousands to jerk off at this point. That makes every orgasm even sweeter. Just last night I shot ropes so hard in that cup thinking about how great my life is that I get paid to ♥♥♥.
❤ If you know a Pretty Lady, put this on her wall . ❤
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)
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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain
Get Cucked M8
LMAO
If you believe in the light of Allah, copy and paste this 10 different infidels!
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Open Google (incognito)
Lift the laptop off my flab
Open yet another tab
Prepare for a one-handed mission
Get into a good position
Fill the bar with different clips
'Horny milf with puffy nips',
'Naughty schoolgirl needs a spanking'
Classic stuff to keep me wanking
And yet I'm extra frisky
Dare I be a little risky?
Click the label tagged "extreme"
Midgets getting double-teamed!
Soon I feel myself succumb
Push a digit up my bum
Horror turns to strange arousal
Guilty tension in my trousers
As I take another peep
Shemales fisting elbow-deep!
No longer shocked I fap unhindered
Watching old men getting fingered
At last I cannot hold it in;
Wipe what's wayward off my chin
Close the laptop, go to sleep
Hope the scars don't run too deep.
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you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.