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+rep Thanks For Carry◡‿◡

+rep AWP demon

Tactical brilliance

impressive player, consistent performance, let's keep on winning

+rep game sense is top-notch

Looking for a worthy opponent.

nice mate :)

+rep pretty good player <3

+rep) friendly player in cs2)

added for trade

accept me please :)

I wish I would be able to magically make ♥♥♥ appear. In a non-gay way, I just think that the taste is pretty good and it would break.the social stigma around drinking ♥♥♥.

Also, public ♥♥♥ could affect our lifes pretty positively. I mean, we would not have to do the efforts to suck a penis to harvest it (I'm not gay tho) and we could just eat it in a bowl while watching a good movie. Maybe even sell it in theaters?

♥♥♥ is the literal solution to world hunger. Hooray for semen, the time will ♥♥♥ that y'all understand the true pleasure behind eating ♥♥♥😍

I’m a night security guard and I get paid to jerk off every night.

Yep you read that right. I jerk off every night I'm on shift. My supervisor will check in over the walkie sometimes which sucks. He has done so right as I'm about to ♥♥♥ and ruined it for me which sucks but being paid a living wage while jerking off is worth being blue balled occasionally.

Once a night in the camera room where I'm stationed I pull out me ♥♥♥♥ and pull up some porn on my phone and go to town. I always stop by a coffee stand on the way to work so I usually ♥♥♥ in the coffee cup then put the lid back on and throw it out. After doing this job for years the company has probably paid me thousands to jerk off at this point. That makes every orgasm even sweeter. Just last night I shot ropes so hard in that cup thinking about how great my life is that I get paid to ♥♥♥.

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❤ If you know a Pretty Lady, put this on her wall . ❤
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glomp glomp time to suck those toes CLEAN

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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♥♥♥♥

YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥ ADD ME

https://twitter.com/colin_tierney/status/691139616905138178

It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘

+Rep traded 1 copy of Bad Rats for 40 keys. Smooth transaction.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING YOU. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.

This is a facebook cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

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White house petition to get my teamspeak admin removed. It's your only option.

http://i.imgur.com/kLbfUXg.jpg

Get Cucked M8

ayyy remember the time you said after you sacrifice an African child, you would suck duke off while jerking my babies ♥♥♥♥? I remember.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153269729619614

LMAO

dan get on raidcall u ♥♥♥♥♥♥

dan get on ts

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If you believe in the light of Allah, copy and paste this 10 different infidels!
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im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lonely...

russia pwn ukraine

I'm so sorry that you're a slave and hate it. We're all slaves even if we don't work, slaves of our body and mind, slaves of the chemicals in our brains and our cravings. There is a way to overcome these tho.

jerk me to the moon

Box of tissues, bag of Cheetos
Open Google (incognito)
Lift the laptop off my flab
Open yet another tab
Prepare for a one-handed mission
Get into a good position
Fill the bar with different clips
'Horny milf with puffy nips',
'Naughty schoolgirl needs a spanking'
Classic stuff to keep me wanking
And yet I'm extra frisky
Dare I be a little risky?
Click the label tagged "extreme"
Midgets getting double-teamed!
Soon I feel myself succumb
Push a digit up my bum
Horror turns to strange arousal
Guilty tension in my trousers
As I take another peep
Shemales fisting elbow-deep!
No longer shocked I fap unhindered
Watching old men getting fingered
At last I cannot hold it in;
Wipe what's wayward off my chin
Close the laptop, go to sleep
Hope the scars don't run too deep.

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this dude made me ♥♥♥ like a small turtle call me franklin

Black Jesus went to jail for your sins. Could you do the same? Contact me for more information.

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you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.

if you killed yourself today, nobody would wonder where you went, because they'd assume you're at your computer being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as usual

+rep quick and easy