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per·fec·tion
/pərˈfekSH(ə)n/
noun
the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects.

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A thread about why tomboys are the best.


What are tomboys for again? Here's a quick refresher:

-Tomboys are for getting in fights with;
-Playing sports with;
-Watching kung-fu movies with and trying to copy the moves;
-Teasing and laughing when she gets mad and pouts;
-Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours, flipping her back over so that you stare into each other's eyes;
-Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself;
-Cheering her on and always supporting her, be it success or failure;
-Throwing her a victory barbecue where you make all her favorite foods;
-Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back;
-Holding her close and telling her you love her;
-Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls;
-Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them;
-Patting her head;
-Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass;
-Holding her hand in public;
-Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one;
-Buying her sexy black lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them;
-Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is;
-Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation;
-Introducing her to your parents;
-Marriage;
-Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself;
-Gently laying her down on the bed Whispering into her ear how much she means to you;
-caressing her toned body;
-Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other;
-Raising a new generation together;
-And most importantly, loving unconditionally as you grow old together.

These are the things tomboys are for.

it's really good though i'm still crying as i write this.

So, Helltaker has:

-Cute demon girls
-A banger OST
-Fun puzzles
-A somewhat challenging final battle
-Pancakes
-AND IT'S FREE

What more could you possibly want in a game? It's an instant 10/10.

"Life is full of suffering no matter how you live it. So you might as well have some fun when you're at it"
-Beelzebub

Take inspiration on Beel's quote and have some fun making your devilish harem.

Lucy best girl

game's great, been playing it since 2017 and never got tired of it.
I'd say the only bad thing is the long time it takes to do anything. I can probably watch the entire Star Wars saga before a drill even finishes.

why

nice;

got moving anime thighs on my screen 24/7 at 4k resolution.
Pretty good/10.