Recent reviews by SpyderCanopus

Monster Energy in post-apocalyptic world with a magic canteen that turns water into... Monster Energy Drink. Has about a hundred tutorial pages and endless hours of tutorial dialog. Horrible keyboard controls. Your pee and poop is a weapon. Rainfall kills living things, except plants? Oh, and it constantly crashes making your re-travel the same boring path until you reach a rare checkpoint. This may be the worst game of all time. If you're interested in it, just watch a play-through so you can skip all the dumb stuff.

Got a VAC ban for no reason at all. Game ruined my account rep. You can "lol" all you want, but this is the truth and the whole game should be banned.

Memorable, crazy. Best of the trilogy so far. Not perfect. Lots of pre-rendered videos, but they're done pretty well. About half of it is watching the videos, but the story is pretty good (most of the time).

The endings are decent. Could have had more variation.

If you like the free 1st chapter, you'll like the rest.

If you like the free 1st chapter, you'll like the rest.

If you like the free 1st chapter, you'll like the rest.

If you enjoy the free 1st chapter, you'll enjoy the rest.

Really enjoyed the ride. Could have been more story, but it's a good one.

The game sucks. Only nostalgia would cause high ratings. Graphics are muddy and FOV needs config file edit for widescreen or you'll feel sick. Voice acting is the worst. Exploration is BS. Tons of awful pre-rendered cutscenes. Roadblocks to everywhere until you find an item or upgrade. Interface is really small at high resolution. Can't see what anyone likes about this game.