Recent reviews by SpyderCanopus

I survived 5 nights. Key word is survived. Bad game is bad.

Pretty to look at, but shallow. Something a kid might enjoy for an hour. An adult for 5 minutes.

Short and slightly predictable but memorable and fun.

It's not a game. It's a free hentai comic book.

This isn't RE. It's Left 4 Dead 2 with COD: Zombies mod with a few RE character DLCs and bundled as RE6. (Check the credits, they boldly thank Valve for the "Left 4 Dead 2 assets")

The plot is a bio attack, then "I'll tell you later", or "Wouldn't you like to know", up until the finale where you find out bad guys are planning another bio attack to set up a sequel! Ermahgerd, right?

Didn't deserve it's own number in the series. Should have been called "RE:Kung-Fu Chris", and here's why.

You have to play the game 8 times to get the whole plot. Much is interwoven so look forward to the longest RE ever if you plan to see it all. They should have just jumped around plots, but they wanted to extend the length of the game, since most of it is re-used each time.

The worst part is the Chris mission. The QTE's are out of control. The camera flips around during these so you might be running one way and then you run another. You can't interact with things unless standing exactly, not too close, not to far away, a little left, oh you spun around and died.

Can't pause the game, even in offline mode. That is unacceptable. I had to pee, eat, pick my nose, etc... and I couldn't. I even had to be thirsty for what felt like minutes.

At first I wasn't sure about this game... but I gave it about and hour and I was hooked. If you're a fan of Alien and Prometheus, this is a must have. You will feel the game is impossibly difficult towards the end, but it's possible! Just play on easy and enjoy the atmosphere, sound effects, and story. It's beautiful and terrifying.

Only game I've played for the last 7 months. Can't recommend it enough.

Mowing down zombies never gets old in the game. I want the expansions to this, too. I got it for $1, but it's work $5-10

Epic game is epic. Forget what you think you know about Bioshock.

It's a lot like Uncharted but with a mouse and keyboard, so it's pretty easy and BEAUTIFUL. Every frame is a work of art.