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😺 * 👔 * 🏀 * 👽 * 🎫 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 💃 * 💄 * 🎍 * 😺 * 🚘 * 💙 * 💚 * 🏓 * 🐝
ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!"
"I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."
ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
🥒 * 💎 * 📒 * 🍖 * 🐳 * ⚡ * 🎄 * 🎈 * 👾 * 👑 * 🌋 * ⛳ * 🏀 * 🥗 * 📘 * 🚕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*