Ever wanted to be stuck in a room full of nine crazy men with weapons and jars of pee?

... No?

Well, okay, what if YOU were ALSO one of those crazy men?

See now it's all a lot more clear on where this is going. But okay, sweat and testosterone aside, there's also robots and gravel. You like at least one of those, and tread through the other, right??

But wait, there's hats AND poor financial decisions! And again, you probably like at least one of those and are probably treading through the other, so... Yeah! ...Yeah.

please help me i'm so poor and fancifully dressed

Ever wanted to be stuck in a room full of nine crazy men with weapons and jars of pee? ... No? Well, okay, what if YOU were ALSO one of those crazy men? See now it's all a lot more clear on where this is going. But okay, sweat and testosterone aside, there's also robots and gravel. You like at least one of those, and tread through the other, right?? But wait, there's hats AND poor financial decisions! And again, you probably like at least one of those and are probably treading through the other, so... Yeah! ...Yeah. please help me i'm so poor and fancifully dressed