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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 195.4 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Sep, 2016 @ 8:05am
Updated: 10 Sep, 2016 @ 7:30am

CS:GO Review
Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers
15. Broken Headphones
16. Bad Grades in Classes
17. Impaired Vision
18. Cracked Laptop Screen
19. Debt From Buying Skins
20. Nothing of Use

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.

11 / 10 would play again
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36 Comments
- 3 Oct, 2016 @ 10:41pm 
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THE MEATMAN 2 Oct, 2016 @ 7:40pm 
welp im buying it today sooooooooooooooo











































































help?
ResidentBilly 29 Sep, 2016 @ 10:37pm 
I feel that you should edit your review to negative until they change the weapon sounds back to original. There new weapons sounds are horrid. We must protest!
Phoon 29 Sep, 2016 @ 5:51pm 
DAMN BOY FUCKING YOU'RE BITCH ARE YOU?
Legend 25 Sep, 2016 @ 6:17pm 
RACIST
Weebaka 21 Sep, 2016 @ 12:01pm 
116 hours on record..
Teriyaki 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:00pm 
"You only gave almost a hundreds hours and therefore you review is invalid" Says like 3 people.
Skreh | B>DLore - BTC/PP 11 Sep, 2016 @ 7:46pm 
All you haters should take the time and link your friends to this. See what they say!
Skreh | B>DLore - BTC/PP 11 Sep, 2016 @ 7:45pm 
Well said.
1994_chevy_stepside 11 Sep, 2016 @ 4:45pm 
lol