In a typical Loki game, he activates his cursed healing powers. The catch? It heals and kills anyone within range. Iron Man’s armor sparks back to life—before he’s instantly fried. Spider-Man gets a sprained ankle fixed, only to keel over dramatically. Every time someone gets too close to confront Loki, he vanishes, whispering, “I’m clearly not the problem here.”

Captain America tries reasoning with him, but Loki smugly heals Steve’s battle wounds and disintegrates him mid-speech. Loki escapes, declaring himself the “God of Mismanaged Healthcare.”

Hilarious chaos, tragic outcomes, and Thor yelling, “BROTHER, STOP!”

10/10 comedy, zero stars for actual healthcare.

In a typical Loki game, he activates his cursed healing powers. The catch? It heals and kills anyone within range. Iron Man’s armor sparks back to life—before he’s instantly fried. Spider-Man gets a sprained ankle fixed, only to keel over dramatically. Every time someone gets too close to confront Loki, he vanishes, whispering, “I’m clearly not the problem here.” Captain America tries reasoning with him, but Loki smugly heals Steve’s battle wounds and disintegrates him mid-speech. Loki escapes, declaring himself the “God of Mismanaged Healthcare.” Hilarious chaos, tragic outcomes, and Thor yelling, “BROTHER, STOP!” 10/10 comedy, zero stars for actual healthcare.