Recent reviews by yeenos

Paid $59.99 for this at launch and then some more for expansion pack.
people are getting that for free now


oh and the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked.
joined pvp and I hit 6 to people while they deplete my hp completely.
delete this game from steam

oh yeah and warframe killed this game out of existence , a f2p game beat it so bad when it launched for all that money.

this game is a disaster and bungie should close down especially after being corrupted by activison
halo 3 was a terrible game
also cs:go is horrible
oh and warframe is trash ♥♥♥♥ everyone in DE
♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ me ♥♥♥♥ everyone

just remove this game from steam, and install maplestory 2 to the people you removed it from. because it's generally a better game at what destiny 2 attempted.

PEG GING!!!!
TBH I was looking for a game about more pegging than peg..
not disappointed as I was greeted with a nice puzzle for $0.75
still looking for the pegging section though. please add to the game, dev.

The game... is a masterpiece.
Usually when I go in to a game, the first thing I do is go to the settings and waste a good 20 minutes looking at everything and setting my game up for the best gameplay there is.
This game? has no settings, easily saved up 20 minutes.
The next thing I would do is look at the different mods available to play for a few minutes (singleplayer, multiplayer, arcade w/e)
This game? has only gallery (for the puzzles you completed) and puzzle (the puzzles the game is based upon).
again saved up some time
After that I would launch the game and PLAY the game for w/e the amount of time I can play it.
This game? basically limits the time you play because you can't play if you ♥♥♥ (Game came with a sensor, the physical copy)
so trying to complete it in one run proved itself to be a futile attempt at conquering this masterpiece at once instead of biting off nice tender pieces of it slowly.

This game includes one of the finest open worlds I've ever seen in video games, beats Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild by far, it mixed between the good qualities of BoTW and the awesome qualities of Skyrim.
Another thing to mention is the NPCs, the NPCs are advanced bots that were programmed with Deep learning using the physical plane as its training data, which means NPCs are alive and are conscious, if you kill them, you kill a living intelligent being.

The Combat:
The combat mixes up gameplay from Tekken 5 with Call of Duty. I know it sounds weird but that's how it is.
you can do a lot of attacks and combos and the game is first person,
they perfected what combat should be in a western open-world FPSRPG

The World:
The world itself is planet earth, they took the 3D rendering of planet earth and basically made it a map,
so what I did first thing when I entered the game was look up my address and went home.
I found that every object in this game functions just like in real life. so I'm guessing they didn't just take the models and textures from the physical plane but also took the materials and properties of it.
for example: I took my nintendo switch in the game and booted up Smash Bros on it.
the only thing that wasn't good about it was the fact that due to running the game through another medium, the input lag from the unity client and the nintendo switch pretty much bothered me but not much.

The Music:
The music was made by Hans Zimmer himself and they seem to have resurrected mozart to assist Hans in making the music because the music is just beautiful.

The Controls:
The controls are precise and they feel just right, just like how mario always nailed the controls this game nails the controls in the same tier and maybe even above that.

Final Thoughts:
If you have a family of 3+, buy this game. a lot of couch fun.
if you have only 1 mouse and 1 keyboard and 1 brain, use all of them correctly in order to order 2 russian ladies online to play with you.
Game itself? 10/10 and this is a true perfection actually deserving of 10/10.

I loved the idea but the dev is just a baby.
I shouldn't keep myself from saying bad things because I'm scared about the money I paid for this game will be lost.
I already knew it was lost 5-6 years ago when he just disappeared.
game sucks. dev sucks. wish I could refund it and cancel wollay himself.
unless you are working on the game so much that you can't even access your social networks, but you've disabled your blog
so clearly you intent to escape again now that your money has returned (after grabbing and running last time in 2013)
gl.

I bought this game to play on saturdays, and yeah they claim they have a weekly maintenance on saturdays, since 10am today I tried entering the game until now (6:46pm that makes it 8 and 2/3 hours) and ideally I sleep at 10pm so basically yeah most of the day the game doesn't work, then they claimed it worked yet only on NA it did, also if you're a steam player you're basically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the maintenance is even longer for you.


oh yeah and besides that , 2 hours for installing the game 2 hours for setting up the settings for the game and 2 hours discovering how crap it is, the game itself isn't even fun when you play it.

the combat just feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, come on guys you mastered it on skyrim.. what the ♥♥♥♥ happened? why does it feels like a early version of half life? EVEN THEN enemies were either knocked back by your hits or even moved from it, in this game enemies don't give a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ they just stay in place and also when they die, it's just an instant animation where they fall in to the ground. seriously bad this just makes the fighting mechanic of the game ASS

otherwise yeah I explored around the DLC and realized it should cost a ♥♥♥♥ load of $$$ to get all the content of the game but I have heard from someone that he played a bunch of hours and he didn't even need dlc or felt required to get it.

the exploration of the game felt decent, the movement itself though... again, why would you do this? have you ever heard of acceleration? why when I tap A and D my character instantly moves at max speed to both directions? where does this happen? not even in games from 2000, ffs even in the first 2d games they had some acceleration!!

the game did improve upon launch but to me it's like this:

you've sprayed some perfume on ♥♥♥♥, poop, excrement.. sure it might smell nice for a bit but then again it IS s h i t!

♥♥♥♥ this game, ♥♥♥♥ rockstar games they suck ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ rdr2 ♥♥♥♥ anyone who loves rdr2 ♥♥♥♥ anyone who has relations to anyone who loves rdr2, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded game, retarded online this game sucks and isn't worth even $1. ♥♥♥♥ you whoever reads this because your mom is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead

The game is great, this is a new style that I like to see in games, your inner creativity can truly be tested in this game of true brilliance.


for me:
played 14 minutes in low fps and got tired of low fps ( because I played it on a lower-end computer )
but other than that it's great.

♥♥♥♥ you
my gpu almost burned ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minecraft tf2