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1.8 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
who the hell thought of this? give him an award because this is the most brains you'll have to use ever.

(at least in the beginning idk how the game will continue beyond the 2 hour playtime, probably stale)

inb4 meta is to go grenade launcher on 3 and rush to the circle
Posted 26 May, 2020.
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5.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'll be honest with you all, this game showed great promise and the execution was amazing but there was a point which ruined the entire game for me and that's why I recommended against this game.

The World: This world is clearly inspired by the legendary books of the book author G. Costanza
I can almost never get rid of the impression that all I see there is just his taste all over the place.
Seriously just think about the mines the gnomes the atmosphere..

The Combat: This game features a very awesome combat system which basically included Team Fortress 2 ( a team shooter otherwise known as a MOBA ), and diablo 3. you can cast spells, build sentries, wear sets that give you 40,000% damage to impale.

The Online: The Online is pretty awesome 256v256 matches, the networking was done by the legendary network artist, Ed Sheeran who designed networks for games such as Battlefield 3, Hentai World War II, and such.

The Artificial Intelligence: Designed by Elon Musk himself, of course the guy who made Ford ( the console )
the AI is programmed to play dota 2 at an expert level and will eliminate all pro players at the pro scene
it was made using TensorFlow 2.0 and tagging pictures of midgets such as garry coleman from the legendary game portal 2

The cons: This game doesn't look or feel like how the developers clearly intended it to be, just like maplestory 2.


Final conclusion: because this game doesn't follow the developers' direction I'll have to rate this game a pile of giraffe excrement/10. Honestly you had a good direction I have no idea why you decided to cube world beta on us.

DON'T BUY THIS UNTIL DEVELOPERS DELETE THIS GAME FROM STEAM AND INSTALL MAPLESTORY 2 INSTEAD.
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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12.3 hrs on record
This game comes close to the video game masterpiece of all time but misses it by a quarter of a point, that's why I'm not recommending it until devs step their game up. 9.75/10

The game introduces a weird system where you're playing in first person and in a minecraft ripoff, instead on an isometric plane with crappy anime characters. just like the masterpiece itself, maplestory 2.
remove this game from steam and reinstall maplestory 2 to the people you uninstalled it from their libraries.
scumbags.
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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416.3 hrs on record (409.9 hrs at review time)
Horrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a developer + no team + ♥♥♥♥♥♥ community= rust
oh and this.

This game makes me want to shoot myself, as it includes russians and bad controls for what one could call a MOBA fps isometric shooter.

hopefully steam realizes their mistakes and remove this from steam, mass-refunding every copy of the game to the owners
and install maplestory 2 instead because it clearly tried to copy maplestory 2 with the poorly-executed physical gun and source engine
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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92.2 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
This all happened in 2018:

This game is a masterpiece, a real gem! I can not believe how someone managed to crap out such a smelly horrible toxic piece of ♥♥♥♥! it's truly the worst thing in existence. valve should stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with retarded games like cs:go, half life 2 and this. and continue focusing on artifact.

You know I'll be honest, I first cracked this game to play it before getting it on steam and I played for 15 minutes to try it, this game looked a bit nice because I was drunk so then I got it on steam and instantly had regrets.

This game makes rainbow six siege look good with the strategy and mmorpg aspects.
please remove this game from steam to make room for players to move to the better game in the genre, maplestory 2.
Posted 16 October, 2019. Last edited 16 October, 2019.
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17.6 hrs on record
This game sucked and always will suck unless they give in and make it more like its free to play counterpart, maplestory 2
this game isn't even an upgrade over its prequel, borderlands 3. they just copied everything and didn't change a thing and sold the same thing again for the same price. really bethesda ♥♥♥♥ you

please remove this game from the steam store and transfer all players to maplestory 2.
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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14.6 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
If this game had a physical copy I'd throw it in the trash can, I currently asked from steam to remove this pile of ♥♥♥♥ from my account.
this game includes the worst aspect of all games: multiplayer.
yep, multiplayer brings russians and russians bring headaches and diseases.
if they could just filter out the ♥♥♥♥ that is russian from the toilet which is the game, I might take a ♥♥♥♥ inside it but even then I'd have to consider because it might splash back up some of its vomit inducing anal candles right into my anus.

I'd honestly ask them personally to remove this game and the shame from the steam store in order to make room to better games who clearly executed what they tried to do near-perfectly , of course I'm talking about maplestory 2, the actual mmorpg with tactical fps elements. rainbow six tried to hide the mmorpg aspect but I caught them and they are waiting in their room for punishment, and my belt has sharp razors on it, so sadly they don't seem to have any hopes to get out of there alive.
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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1,449.1 hrs on record (1,200.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Horrible game, unless you want to play with retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ russians all the time that only launch the game with:
1.Vodka
2.Aimbot
3.Brain disease
Truly inviting a nuclear war
this game is going to make the world look like fallout after it raises a young kid to hate russians and become the US president.

I wish valve would stop joking around with stupid crappy games like half life 1, this, portal 2 and continue with artifact because that was a real gem.

I only have 1.2k hours as of now because I leave my game on to get items from idle servers in order to feed my family because this game also attracts the most retarded rich spoiled brats who buy digital stuff online (which is good for me)

I hope they remove this from the steam store soon because it's really going to take down valve's stocks if they don't.
and if they do, they should automatically move all players here to the obviously better game in the genre: maplestory 2.
it truly deserves to be the winner in the obvious war between both tactical rpg shooters.
Posted 16 October, 2019.
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515.1 hrs on record (289.9 hrs at review time)
This game is a bad remake of their previous failure: dark sector.
tHis game got crushed by destiny 2 because destiny 2 had a publisher and not a bunch of amateurs for devs.
thIs game rarely gets any updates and when it does, it's a crappy weapon which is op but not fun to play with.
thiS game really is bad after you get to the end game, which is CONTROLLING A KID WHICH IS THE MOST BORING ♥♥♥♥
thIS game truly doesn't deserve its success, AJnd I'd like tO transfer all current players to a more deserving one: maplestory 2
this game has horrible combat that wasn't planned correctly for humans as we aren't supposed to perceive such speed
this game needs to be removed from the steam store because quite franKly it's embarrassing to mE as a gamer

You know I'll be honest, I first cracked this game to play it before getting it on steam and I played for 15 minutes to try it, this game looked a bit nice because I was drunk so then I got it on steam and instantly had regrets.
Posted 16 October, 2019. Last edited 16 October, 2019.
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228.3 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
original comment (joke):
This game is bad.
The wrong side of the trash ( the one with the smelly juice )
truly a bad experience, diablo 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game over and diablo 3 isn't even good
diablo 1 sucked and diablo 2 is the worst game of all times
maplestory 2 killed the genre with its new concepts which included
bad gameplay but still slightly better than everything

You know I'll be honest, I first cracked this game to play it before getting it on steam and I played for 15 minutes to try it, this game looked a bit nice because I was drunk so then I got it on steam and instantly had regrets.

the way they can fix this game is if they fix the retarded movements (you click around and the player has to change his direction then start walking to where you're pointing which is clearly a retarded place to insert realism because this makes the game feel inferior to diablo 3 from the start)

damage numbers: what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing blizzard

put this game on the nintendo wii and maybe there will be a bigger player base
for now, I'm out to play my new game: hentai killer on steam which is a better game than this pile of ♥♥♥♥






After actually playing the game I couldn't stand having that joke review tarnish the reputation of this game. A very good f2p system, a game made by a team of dedicated developers. The years have brought with them a mountain of content and it is your job to scale that mountain, exile.


re-edit: honestly after playing diablo 2 (2001 or something)
this game sucks
Posted 16 October, 2019. Last edited 21 August, 2021.
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