+rep so sigma

Sounds like you gave them quite the surprise! 😅 That tight maxi dress and your "mommy voice" must’ve been too much for them to handle—literally made their noses bleed! I bet they learned not to mess with you after that. 😂

off topic but i remember these boys kept spying on me i was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when i started talking (i have a mommy voice lol) their noses started bleeding and they called mommy</3

cute guy with INSANE deegol acurecy. i like him to boost me places so i can see his arse :) i like when he clutches so i can see his cute face while he protects me from the bad guys

Every single one of you that gets blessed with his mere existence does not comprehend a single ounce of how much he deserves to be treated with extreme royalty and it shows. None of you can match my level of gratitude for his being therefore, this is why I deserve to be his wife. Every one of you can glaze all you want in hopes of having a deeper connection with him someday but, me? I'm two steps ahead. I need him. Did I mention he's so incredibly smart? Forgive me if I haven't but he's practically the Einstein of emotional intelligence. I have no intentions of exaggerating, after all, I'm not one to glaze. But as previously mentioned, he's perfect. I'm the alpha woman and only I deserve to be his number 1.

This guy is my boyfriend, aka husband, aka malewife, and I'm not one to glaze but... I have to admit.... He's the greatest. I mean he has it all. He's handsome, so majestic, so sexy and so perfect. He's the nicest, kindest, and most endearing person you'll ever meet in your entire life. He's so built and strong, he could pick me up with one arm because I'm so petite, yet thick. (I have thunder thighs, they get in the way of everything, haha.) He's absolutely hilarious and he makes me laugh with every single word he speaks out of his gorgeous lips. Everything he does is the absolute cutest and honestly? I'd let him call me mommy. (I have a mommy voice too, I know he loves it.) I mean, seriously. He's amazing. I want him to be mine. All mine. His lips, his eyes, his body, all mine. I would kidnap him so he doesn't see the face of another human being that isn't mine. He's the kind of person that gets you restoring your faith in humanity and realize, not everything is so bad.

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

+rep cute, strong, handsome, perfect aim, and did i mention he's cute?

Saw this guy outside of my local 7-11 begging for skins so he could trade for a pack of sour patch kids and a white monster. Gave him a couple safari meshes and p250 X-ray.
We bonded so much we started playing. He was so good and really cute. Three years later he popped the question. Best day of my life until we elope pookie bear. \

How to attain game sense like sudo:
1. Retain semen for 40 days straight
2. On the 40th day you will levitate
3. On the 41st day you will secrete semen from your pores (save money on chapstick)
4. On the 42nd day you will be blessed with sudo's game sense

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here dinosower only i get to ride his d

Good teammate, has cute voice, wish I could see him him irl so I could kiss him

i played with him a few times:) hes really good and likes to rush A long on dust 2 doesnt matter what side he LOVEEEESSSS A longgg!! just heads up for the team hes playing against:) love ya daddy

+rep

185 aint bad im working 280 rn hope u get back into the swing on things

kibble pal

+rep threw a grenade at me on nuke then proceeded to blow my back out. Good gamer

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+REP

i would do krazy things to his back side

my sexy gym rat baby

maybe ramp

ramp

gg man it was fun playing with u +rep

stinker..

+rep matched my freak

On my way! On my way!

they tried to ruin my insides +rep

+rep cutest teammate ever ily <3

keep yourself safe lil bud

-rep

:3 such a lil crackhead U wU

i hate you, you piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol >:(

a fellow average tf2 enjoyer

best linemen ive ever seen - not nathan

OI BRUHV YOU CAU8MNT SAY THAT ABOUT MEIIHHH??

balls in yo face!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ da baby!! thank you for signing my profile, right away sir!

yo yo its da baby! HUH?!?! send me pictures of both sides of your credit card! lets goooo!

ape

Funny man i used to play moat.gg with very cool

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hi pyrone ;)

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-rep is sexy WTFART

Pyrone looking sexy today ;)

Pyrone? I hardly know her!

woah ur lava lamp background is pretty cool!