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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Don't buy this junk some Chinese hacker kept joining our private lobby that had a password and ended the session so he could get paid. It looks ♥♥♥♥ anyway and I can't even refund it because I bought a CD key for $3.
Posted 14 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game sucks lmao.
Posted 1 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game feels too slow and like power-ups don't really matter. Or maybe a better way to explain it is that you don't feel like you've become really powerful. The game's been out for ages, but very few small maps (3 of them) exist, and they're all the same thing (a rectangle) with different textures. There's no real feeling of progression or a sense of power, although it tries to imitate that feeling with constant nonsense upgrades in the main menu, which in it self is confusing and which cancel each other out based on the difficulty you can increase a run with.

It all just feels boring as you slightly improve your stats and kill the same monsters as you increase the level of the arena. There's no cool secrets and weird stuff to work towards like Vampire Survivors. There are many other better games in this genre in my opinion, and believe you me, I've wondered if this game would scratch my Vampire Survivors itch, but it does not.
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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441 people found this review helpful
74 people found this review funny
1,033.8 hrs on record (858.2 hrs at review time)
JOIN THIS GROUP TO HELP FIGHT FALSE BANS:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/FalseBanGTAO

***FINAL EDIT ???*** Permanently banned today. I am very surprised and never saw this coming /sarcasm. Why would I be complaining for months about my bans, but continue to cheat and get banned? 1002 hours played over the years, not a single cheating infraction until 2 months ago, when their anti-cheat was updated. Bans within weeks of each other since then. Hmmm, seem legit.

***EDIT #200: I contacted Rockstar support online 3 time. Each time they were unable to verify my claim. I called their support (1800-601-237 for Australia) and the guy I spoke to wasn't able to verify my claim. That's 4 people who couldn't verify my claim. I asked to speak to the supervisor, who finally COULD VERIFY MY CLAIM. That's right, you actually have to look into the problem to verify it. These people are incompetent duds. But at least I got my $4.8 million back.***

***EDIT: My third ban finished, but they took all my legitimate money. $4,800,000 that I farmed for hours, doing Pac Standard, stolen from me. For reference, to buy $3,500,000 from Rockstar it costs $50. Rockstar have stolen $70 worth of in-game currency from me. They shut down support tickets. They say they're auditing my account, but they never get back to me. If you know of anyone or any place I can contact to help me out, please let me know.***

I've left the old review below, but I'm writing a more in-depth one since I've been through a lot of ♥♥♥♥.

About a week before the Finance and Felony update, I started up GTA Online to kill some time. Played around for about an hour, then went out. About 2 hours later I got an email saying I was banned.

I played as I normally would, never used mods in single player or online etc. etc. Created many support tickets, which were all instantly closed. TOP TIP: If you want to send them a ticket regarding a ban, file it under 'bug report'. This guarantees a human will look at it, at the very least. Filing it under anything to do with a ban will auto-solve it and get you an automated message telling you to ♥♥♥♥ off. Good support.

So 10 days pass, no reply. My ban was over exactly the day Finance and Felony came out, so I played it for a bit. They'd taken all my money, ~$15,000,000. Some was given to me by a modder, most notably I got a very large sum by beating a random person in a point-to-point race (~$10,000,000 instantly for winning). My money was reset to $20,000.

TOP TIP #2: You don't get banned for receiving or using modded money. Only by being a cheater. Google it if you don't believe me, there's a post by Rockstar Games on their support forums.

About 2 hours later, I was banned again. 1 month this time.

At this point, I'd spoken to a lot of other people with the same issue, but no word on whether Rockstar was even aware of it.

About a week into the 1 month ban, I heard people were getting unbanned. Started up the game, and I was unbanned too. I have screenshots in my library that show the initial ban, the 1 month ban, and then the unban message. Stating my RP had been returned to a previous state for whatever reason.

So I played normally, everything seemed fine.

That is, until about a week ago. There was another ban-wave. Wouldn't you know it, I was banned again. 1 month again. There is a screenshot of that too, which proves my other ban was overturned (Rockstar NEVER overturn bans, unless they ban you by mistake). I received my second 1 month ban before the first one was even scheduled to end.

I am still banned now, and have been banned for almost 1 month all up, completely illegitimately. ♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Rockstar doesn't care and I get a bunch of nerds telling me I deserved it.

It's interesting to note that Rockstar have not contacted me at all through-out this entire mess. Not even when I was unbanned, to let me know they'd fixed their ♥♥♥♥ up. Much less to apologies.

Also interesting to note that a lot of people blamed VoIP programs and a bunch of those nerd gamer overlay programs for getting them banned. I don't use any of that ♥♥♥♥, and it still happened to me. All just speculation.

10/10 game.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ old review bellow.
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EDIT #2: BANNED AGAIN. THANK YOU ROCKSTAR. THANK YOU.

EDIT #1: UNBANNED NOW. THEY DUN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP. THEY TOOK ALL MY MONEY THO

At least 1 hacker in every single online session, and they choose to ban ME for 10 days instead. Try to contact Rockstar, and they instantly close your ticket with an automated message telling me cheats have been detected, but no proof of course. So I do some reasearch, seems like a lot of people were hit with a false-positive and Rockstar doesn't care.
Posted 5 June, 2016. Last edited 7 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
36.7 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
Well it's common psychics that nothing is faster than light. Jesus didn't just wrote the bible for fun, it actually has a lot of useful information in it. His first rule states that e=Mc^2. If you didn't go to a Catholic school, that means that nothing can travel faster than light. It's the first rule, look it up. If this game wasn't trying be so edgy, it would be good. Music is fantastic though, so I'll award it a solid 9/10.
Posted 4 April, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,020.6 hrs on record (570.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counter Strike: Ghost Ops is a cool game, but why can I carry 120 bullets for a normal M4, but only 60 when it has a silencer? It doesn't make any sense so I must give them a 6/10. Strongly recommended.
Posted 14 March, 2014.
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