★ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵒᵗᵒᵐᵉ, ʲʳᵖᵍˢ, ᵃ ᵉ ˢ ᵗ ʰ ᵉ ᵗ ᶦ ᶜ ˢ, ᵐʸˢᵗᵉʳʸ, ʰᵒʳʳᵒʳ
★ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳ ᵃᵈᵈˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᶦᵐᶦˡᵃʳ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗˢ~
★ ˢʰᵉ/ʰᵉʳ ᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉʸ/ᵗʰᵉᵐ
★ ⁿᵒ ᵖʳᶦᵛᵃᵗᵉ ᵒʳ ˡᵉʷᵈ ᵖʳᵒᶠᶦˡᵉˢ ᵖˡˢ
★ ᵀᴱᴿᶠˢ, ʰᵒᵐᵒᵖʰᵒᵇᵉˢ, ʳᵃᶜᶦˢᵗˢ, ᵇᶦᵍᵒᵗˢ, ᴳᵀᶠᴼ

biggest opp in tf2 history?

dear max I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?

x

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hunger john

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