"no! you're supposed to obey me!"
the seven thousand chrome tabs:

This disturbing internet user has edited my face onto jesus

I'm gona goop till I cant goop no mor

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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla