This disturbing internet user has edited my face onto jesus

I'm gona goop till I cant goop no mor

⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⢀⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⢠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤
⢸⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣟⢻⣿⣿⣷⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⠏⠘
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢀⣿⣿⣿⣉⣽⣿⣿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣅⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣏⣉⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀
⢸⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣴⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣦⠀
⠘⠛⠛⠃⠈⠛⠛⠛⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⠿⠇⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠙⠛⠛⠓

𝙲𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla

Warning: do NOT replace the H in "hoop" with a p. News flash l*bsh*t, it's called DARK HUMOR. This is merely a glimpse into my dark mind...