Zecke

Hey sup?

I was teaching one of my parrots the words “me” and “you” as they are short, 1 syllable words that can be easily used to teach him some tricks in the future. Anyway, after 2 weeks of training i found out that apparently this little ♥♥♥♥ doesn’t know the difference between the letters M, Y and the dreaded letter P. You wouldn’t believe my anger and frustration when he started saying “pee” and “poo” over and over again instead of how I taught the little ♥♥♥♥. And that was how I realised that pee and poo rhymes with me and you. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate whoever made this possible, if the words meant something else I wouldn’t be as mad. How could the English language have 2 such common words rhyme with such monstrosities??? Now everyone is gonna think is a freak for teaching my birds these unorthodox words. I’m gonna need someone to tell this to Abraham Lincoln, the inventor of English.

Thanks for your kind comment, my love!

can u get me the ♥♥♥♥ off ur profile weirdo, im not ur lover

+meow