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Poland 
I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was
juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled"
Zoe: "Of course the man rushes in to defend her..."
Wash: "(Huh?) I'm talking about geese."
🤒
[Peter has plastic surgery]
Brian: Hey, pal, you just can't walk in here, and, holy crap, it's Peter.
🤐
The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have
to sleep every few days.
😙
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always.
-- Albert Schweitzer
😚
I think there's a world market for about five computers.
-- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943
😲
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine
increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.
😵