eater of johnsons
Australia
 
 
My Dating Information!!!

Let's face it, I don't live the life of a rock-star or famous athlete ... but those guys are always getting caught cheating on their wives, so why would I want to live that life?

It sure would make writing this more entertaining, and reading it would be much more fun too. I could tell you about all the exotic cities and expensive hotels I've stayed at while being on tour. All the parties, clubs, alcohol and drugs ... it would make for a much more interesting read.

Maybe the rock-star lifestyle would be fun, but I don't want to live that life and a girl that's looking for that is not for me. While my story might be Rolling Stone worthy, I do work hard, pay my bills, enjoy the company of my friends & family ... while enjoying myself like I was a rock-star on tour.

Family and friends are most important to me in life. I've learned that money and opportunities come and go, but your friends and family are always there to help you when you need it. I hope one day I can pass down those qualities to a family of my own, and it's why I work so hard today.

I fully don't expect you to message me, I guess if I was getting 20 or 30 messages a day from people I wouldn't have to. Unfortunately real, honest guys like me often get passed over because we don't stand out among the hundreds on here trying to find a date by auto-blasting e-mails they have stored up on a hard drive. But if you're one of the few that are reading this to actually meet someone you like, here are some of the things that make me unique;

[Onces Stabbed A Crack ♥♥♥♥♥ For Her Money]
[Love To Go To The Morgue]
[Competitive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
[No Job]
[Sucked A Guys ♥♥♥♥ For Free]
[Suck More ♥♥♥♥]
[More Info, I Am Severely Depressed! :)]

That's me in a nutshell. If I contact you, I appreciate you taking the time to read this and would love to get to know you more because most people don't get this far.

Shoutout To These 2 Cuties:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/x3na/
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/craigvuleta
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Comments
wardƎn 21 Jan, 2017 @ 7:10am 
i get it, u r 2 gud 4 me. i c now. we r over, thats rite, OVER! see u in h3LL L0Os3R
wardƎn 21 Jan, 2017 @ 7:06am 
i m interested n dating U, hook me up wit da deets n we will meet 4 coffee, k? gr8 stuff c u then <3333 kiss kisss hugg hugg
eater of johnsons 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:21am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx