Recent reviews by Sad Jesus

love people's ability to not turn their mic off so I can hear their mum shout at them

10/10 would recommend

It's Batman, need I say more?

Nothing says fun like defeating an enemy with a bicycle smashed on their head then using a cone just to finish them off

I love cooking Metal pots in Microwaves! Just like real life!

Kino Der Toten in VR is 1000x more scarier

RIP grandma

This game, whilst the gameplay itself can be a bit repetitive after a while, the storytelling, the music, the graphics all really pay off. Not a long game, about 6-8 hours if you went finding everything. Really plays with your emotions a lot (especially the ending) but definitely worth playing, the opening scenes especially. All in all about a 7.5/10

My job's not complete until your delivery is at your feet!

First time ever playing this, knew nothing about the story or gameplay so went in blind and sufficed to say was a really fun game, graphics were really good considering it was made in 2005, story was really interesting however may take 2 playthroughs to fully understand.

The shooting and slowing down time on this game is very oddly satisfying and makes you feel like John Wick who's just sniffed a line of Cocaine.

Overall a very good game and one I'll most likely come back too in the future.

gameplay itself was fun (just like the main game) which is the main reason as to why I can recommend it. However story makes little to no sense and the ending is basically like someone took a ♥♥♥♥ and microwaved it and then proceeded to eat it.

Glad to hear that the expansions aren't actually Canon so that's a positive to take from this.