ringle dingle sleezy wants to touch my wingle, when he lays a finger on it, he will realize that it has shingles, never the less, i paid you so its a done deal, rub and tug me until i squeel, drink every last drop like its your last meal

big juicy thighs running thru the halls
let me see thy succulent balls
sexual harassment charges at multiple malls
jiggle peeking boys, in the stalls
let the pants turn into gravity, it falls
messy and hairy pubes, we love it all!!!!

Fart sprays will be the next bitcoin, i swear on that my friend, trust me, your sitting on a goldmine.

sligger: a new burger king item i have named after you that will be put on the menu in the year 2093

ahahahahahahaha bro, that was a fun game +rep

drug addict

awooooga!! ruff ruff! meeowwww - w o

hello KAWAII! haha just thought I'd catch your attention - basically I'm an otaku (that means I luv japan!!) I saw you playing a few japanese games and I thought that was really really epic! We could play some together maybe? I can show you some really cool anime theres this anime called Yuri on Ice (yuri means lesbian yes I'm such a nerd i kn shh ;)) but the show is actually about yaoi (yaoi means gay but dont worry you'll pick up all these terms in no time :3) I really like watching anime with cute girls which is kinnnnnndaaaa why I added you blushes eek! what did I just say?! runs away wanna add me on skype...? O_O

bik mankiy! love da mankes

bhops all game and cant get a real kill

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is clearly male.

hey, added :3

hihiii

客气

+ rep

Thought that a clitorus was a breed of dinosaur.

Ques with a guy that literally does not get kills and yells at teamates who are top fragging on the last round of the game.

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

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add me please
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sussy monkey

yo do u want to sell or exchange? i have a good offer

w mans

luvu2

signed by me

irl janitor, he is nice to the elementary kids, he jiggle peeked me in the boys bathroom.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

all you do is headpeek like a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ you have 0 skill

what is that pfp LOL

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signed for a fan

has a huge ♥♥♥♥

please stop farting in your mic, I can still smell it from here

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This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

why do you smell like my dogs pee pee? not cool dude.

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

CUMMY POOP

+rep really good player
:IanPog:

Youre a cool guy but cant take a joke smh your homies were right you a simp

Its the last day on the old csgo Cache and you're playing nuke, honestly thought you'd be a better person in life and adleast play Cache on its last day with the good o' csgo community... sorry but I think its time to end this abusive relationship...You short 5'2 meat head highschool nerd. p.s stop farting on your mic bc thats gross

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