sleezy
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Level
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Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
Father, Husband, Motorist, Missouri Proud, Licensed Luxury Chauffer, Jiffy Lube franchisee. Don't PM me with unsolicited offers or requests! You will be blocked! I play Counter Strike, Civilization, VRChat, and visual novel games! M/39/Bisexual, ex area 51 employee turned professional game analyst --- I only coach pros so dont even ask
Spent years honing my craft I've been on the grind since 86' and decided that the only way to improve is drop everything and put my money where my mouth is
my nan left me with two lessons, never stop chasing the euro and always accept handouts
-- i do not analyse games for free, that is a paid privilege, rate is negotiable
:csgocross::csgocross::csgocross:
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Global Sentinel
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Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 25 Review 1
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last played on 12 Jan
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4
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South Park The Fractured But Whole
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Obscvred 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and moat importantly getting kills.
yijyyy 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:50am 
ringle dingle sleezy wants to touch my wingle, when he lays a finger on it, he will realize that it has shingles, never the less, i paid you so its a done deal, rub and tug me until i squeel, drink every last drop like its your last meal
yijyyy 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:49am 
big juicy thighs running thru the halls
let me see thy succulent balls
sexual harassment charges at multiple malls
jiggle peeking boys, in the stalls
let the pants turn into gravity, it falls
messy and hairy pubes, we love it all!!!!
yijyyy 9 Mar, 2024 @ 7:28pm 
Fart sprays will be the next bitcoin, i swear on that my friend, trust me, your sitting on a goldmine.
yijyyy 19 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am 
sligger: a new burger king item i have named after you that will be put on the menu in the year 2093