Risky Sweep
John Hurst
Knoxville, Tennessee, United States
We told him not to use the scissors. Jack knew better than to touch them. But he used them anyway. And cut he did. He just kept cutting. Paper, pieces of tape, irregular corners and abstract art. Snip snip snip to all of them. We all know soon he'd try the cut on people. He would tell people the scissors yearn for flesh and thirst for blood. That's why we made sure they were child-proof first, patted him on the head and said "That's nice, dear."
We told him not to use the scissors. Jack knew better than to touch them. But he used them anyway. And cut he did. He just kept cutting. Paper, pieces of tape, irregular corners and abstract art. Snip snip snip to all of them. We all know soon he'd try the cut on people. He would tell people the scissors yearn for flesh and thirst for blood. That's why we made sure they were child-proof first, patted him on the head and said "That's nice, dear."
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Risky Sweep 20 hours ago 
Ragnar, it is not only normal, it's only polite!
Ragnar Hellscream 6 Oct @ 1:38am 
Is it normal to occasionally fart sawdust?
niccster10 8 Aug @ 7:04pm 
sick lili fit
SykoShaggy 4 Jan @ 8:49pm 
thanks, first time ive played him in months, still tryin to remember some buttons lmao
Risky Sweep 4 Jan @ 8:46pm 
I need a new place to live rent-free anyway! Ggs, good luck on the Steve journey.
SykoShaggy 4 Jan @ 8:28pm 
but you only landed it like once or twice and got punished the other like 10 times lmao, i wasnt even that salty to be honest like i said you won the mental battle