Q: how can I be more like you?

A: You can't don't even try you pathetic loser I spit on you

Q: where did you learn to display such graceful, articulate humility?

A: Well I really can't take all the credit, of course some thanks is owed to evolutionary transcendent genetics, and more thanks still owed to the stewards of academia that are my kin; but of course, the greatest heaping of owing is to yours truly (or rather, mine alone), that is to say myself, for my dedicated, artful, and sensational crusade towards the ever-distant frontier of truth, justice, and irresistible intrigue

Q: are you the guy that did Sans Sans

A: can we talk about something else