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5 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This is by far the worst experience I have ever had. I am quite positive the devs of this game work for Satan himself, spreading hatred among people on Earth.

It almost feels like the testers of the maps never checked actually checked if it was possible to be beaten without taking 5 pills of adderall every 10 minutes.

Half of the time, you wonder to yourself, if the testers actually checked the map if it is possible to win whatsoever. It feels like they might've said "yeah... this should probably work. I trust Dave from map design, he gave me a brownie one time."

With all this, I rate this game a 5/5. It is perfect for self-loathing people like me that want to die every single day. This game captures the exact type of energy I need to make me hate myself a little more.

Thanks Devs!
Posted 2 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I can't express how good of a game this is. It's absolutely great, looks beautiful, and has a deep meaning behind it. If you have 1.99, buy this game. You won't regret it. If you don't have 1.99, get the money and buy it. It's worth it.
Posted 14 October, 2017.
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8.9 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
I bought the first episode AND THEN IT BECOMES FREE. Why... why?

welp. overall it was a good game, blah blah blah, would recommend, good music, nice story.
Posted 29 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,523.1 hrs on record (333.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Great game! Deffinantly recommend this!
Posted 22 November, 2015.
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