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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 180.2 hrs on record (126.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19am

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

Me after numerous times trying to beat Malenia:
I am Tarnished. And I have never known victory

Me after beating Malenia:
I am Tarnished. And I just had an orgasm.
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