I kek'd

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, where to begin?

To start with, this person is not for everyone. Without a doubt, he is a very niche personality and gamer that, though I believe that he sometimes makes up for it with witty commentary, certainly makes a rocky introduction. Though the art and music tastes are beyond superb, his communication style is not what it might seem to be at first glance. To clarify, this is not *always* good thinker material. There is very little choice to be had, or at least, any that could measure up to the common sort seen in most humans and aquaintances. The cinema taste is not difficult or complex by any stretch of the imagination, serving to dislike not only Matrix: Revolutions, but the hit, cult classic movie Donnie Darko as well.

The material you utilize to level up in his personal MySpace top 8 is very simple minded, you only need to watch but a few episodes of Rick and Morty to fully gain the respect and intelligence you desire. Moralistic reasoning aside, there is no viable cause to truly be friends with Tyrus, a consistent sarcastic overlay with terrible shoe graphics are truly horrendous.

It might surprise you, then, to learn that this is not only my lead contender for Best Gamer Boy of 2017, but also one of my favorite Gamer Boys of all time.

This is primarily due to the fact that I am of the minority that does not believe Tyrus' casual lack of HuniePop in his Steam library makes or breaks him as a Gamer Boy, ironically. For me, the experience is what matters, and it is delivered in spades. The quality of the memes are on par with Ian's, and I found myself stopping in awe of how beautiful they were at every turn. There are some truly breathtaking moments in this journey, moments that have, on several occasions, found their way onto my wallpaper. The "hang outs", while derirative and sometimes cliche, are backed by some of the richest commentary I've seen. While the sarcasm is simplistic, it did its job for me in that it weighed on my shoulders; I had to think ahead of when I decided to Ult, and when not to.

Perhaps the major theme of being friends with Tyrus is that you cannot save everyone, as I found that, both within Friendos and Appllejuice, you cannot. It's a bleak lesson, one that goes beyond the typical heroics one would expect from the newest and strongest of pals, and it helps Tyrus stand out all the more.

I had an amazing time with this person, every moment validating the money and time I had put forward, but I cannot emphasize enough that this may not be the same for everyone. If you are like me, showing a preference for casual yet offensive humor, then I urge you to contact him immediately. If you want your people to actually be people, preferring to spend your time with people who actually like and enjoy you, this friend may not satisfy you. If you can put aside those ascertations, however, and give him a try, you may just find yourself with a truly striking friend. Or a waste of money.

The choice, my friend, is entirely yours.