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Recent reviews by SilkMonkey

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1 person found this review helpful
199.9 hrs on record (120.8 hrs at review time)
In the world of gaming, a gem we've found,
Baldur's Gate 3, where adventures abound.
On PC it shines with visuals so bright,
With even modest specs, a visual delight.

The graphics, like art, are a feast for the eye,
With details that soar, reaching for the sky.
Immersed in the story, through writing inspired,
Voice acting so strong, Lae'zel might cry.

The lore runs deep, a vast, enchanted land,
Where legends are born, by a skilled storyteller's hand.
From dungeons to dragons, it's a world to explore,
Each corner, a mystery, a treasure to adore.

The gameplay's a marvel, in D&D's name,
With keyboard or gamepad, it's all the same.
Roll the dice, cast your spells, and fight through the night,
In this virtual realm, where heroes take flight.

With modding tools, the future looks bright,
Larian's creativity, a beacon of light.
So here's to the future, what wonders it may hold,
In Baldur's Gate 3, let your stories unfold.
Posted 22 September, 2023.
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17.4 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
The most idyllic ♥♥♥♥ you'll ever encounter. If you want to just chill and relax with a game, this is for you.
Posted 5 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
136.3 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is ruining my life, and I'm pretty sure Scrooge and Goofy are doing some money laundering ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 13 September, 2022.
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22.9 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
This game is real good, and this is coming from a guy who doesn't normally do this type of game.

Fun, simple to pick-up and difficult to work through the strategy. Buy it!
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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77.0 hrs on record (38.9 hrs at review time)
10/10 would write an autoclicker for waifus again
Posted 8 December, 2021.
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32.2 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
The spiritual successor to the classic Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. The isometric camera and cartoony style will age beautifully, and the park management features and challenges range from nice and easy to painfully difficult. There's a ton to love here when you also include the workshop and the community sharing their blueprints for rides. Whole-heartedly recommend.
Posted 16 July, 2020.
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6.8 hrs on record
A beautiful, atmospheric near-future sci-fi story. While the controls can be clunky at times and the narrative ham fisted, it's well worth your time and energy to check this one out.
Posted 24 May, 2020.
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5 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
Fun concept, but a lot of design issues. I went bankrupt when I created too long of a series name and there was no way to click the finish button. "Basically the movie footloose, except in space for some reason, but with farmers still" would have been a damn hit too.
Posted 6 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.0 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
I don\'t even know where to begin.

So many hours worth of entertainment. You\'ll laugh and swear and have a blast. The combat is polished and the optional DLC adds a lot of extra flavor/challenges. Procedurally generated maps means no two missions are alike. The character editor (and pool) means you can put yourself and your friends in the game to be brutally gunned down/turned into mango chutney.

One of my favorite games to date.

A note of caution: despite being turn based, it can take graphical horsepower to provide smooth play so be prepared to drop some of the eye candy settings.
Posted 1 June, 2016.
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