I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

Hewwo, sowwy I saw your pwowfile and just had to say… (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) you wook weawwy cute in your picshurr! It’s so wefweshing to see a boy who wuvs video games, teehee~! (⌒‿⌒) I dunno why peepow fink games are just for guys! I totawwy stand against meanie stuff wike misoj- umm…misogwuh… treating boys unkindwy ∩^ω^∩

I’d wuv to pwotect you in a scawy SCP game! It’s got lots of spoopy moments, but don’t wowwy, I gotchu~ ٩(^‿^)۶ and I pwomise I’m not fwirting! Hehe, I just think your pwowfile picshurr wooks so coow and nice uwu. Ahh, sowwy if that’s too much (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)! I get weawwy shy too, I don’t go out much so it’s hard to meet fun people wike you!

If you wanna chat mowe, maybe add me on discord? We could be fwiendsies!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a♥♥♥♥♥♥in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you♥♥♥♥♥♥" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick♥♥♥♥♥in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Cole McLaren is calling, pick up the phone.

Hello QUEEN I would crawl on the hot asphalt butt ass naked through 12 miles of heroin needles just to have you accidentally make eye-contact with me for 1.3 seconds. I would cut off a hand for you to place your hand on my forehead to check if I had a fever before putting out a pack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pall malls on my ass cheeks. I would eat lettuce from Arizona just to have you blow your Juul smoke in my face. I would attack a police officer just to have you punch me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. I would sit through every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episode of How I Met Your Mother just to have you kick me in the face preferably with your Jordan 4s.

Hello QUEEN I would crawl on the hot asphalt butt ass naked through 12 miles of heroin needles just to have you accidentally make eye-contact with me for 1.3 seconds. I would cut off a hand for you to place your hand on my forehead to check if I had a fever before putting out a pack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pall malls on my ass cheeks. I would eat lettuce from Arizona just to have you blow your Juul smoke in my face. I would attack a police officer just to have you punch me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. I would sit through every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episode of How I Met Your Mother just to have you kick me in the face preferably with your Jordan 4s.