shuvel4
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The Esko Chronicles
Once upon a time where Jerusalem faced war, death, and famine.
The mongoloids charged at the Jewish day after day nonstop.
Jerusalem was slipping out the Jews hands and they can't do anything about it.
All the remaining Jews hid in the underground tunnels of Jerusalem, praying for victory and peace upon the land


And then a mysterious hooded figure sent down by The Heavens came down to the underground tunnels of Jerusalem.
Out of pure desperation the Jews started begging the hooded figure to help them achieve peace.
And then.

"I am Esko, the lightbulb!"
then he removes his hood and his bald ass head shines holy light upon the jews

His holy light properties gives the Jewish unimaginable strength
The people of Jerusalem cheer for their savior, "Esko! Esko! Esko! Esko!"



The Jews then bash the ♥♥♥♥ out of the attackers
The End.
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LITTLΣ 23 Nov, 2024 @ 3:49pm 
-rep rage toggled irl, too many typhoons
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Azumaki 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:51am 
Excuse me ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
Big Damn Hero 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26pm 
yo shuavel im back
LITTLΣ 17 Sep, 2024 @ 9:07pm 
OMG! It's the Poop savant of the Mongols!
shuvel4 17 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05pm 
omg its the bald savior of jerusalem