[Carmine] Welcome back to 'everything is upside down', I'm your host, Carmine Laguzio. Today we are going to Fairfield Mall as I become a little character named Karl Havoc. Suffice to say, Karl's a lot. We're going to be capturing real reactions as Karl kind of messes with their day. Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate, talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose. So let's get started as I become 'Karl Havoc'.

[Carmine] Oh, my god, I don't even look like myself.
Holy crap! Look at this guy.
Imagine if this guy came up to you!
Oh, my god this guy sucks, this is gonna be so fun.

[Craig] Okay. Here we go. Hey Carmine, this is Craig coming at you, okay? You see that guy over there? You're gonna take his tray.
Go take that guy's tray over there.
Carmine, can you hear me?
Carmine-
[Carmine] There's too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ on me, I can't breathe.
[Craig] You're fine, I can hear you breathing.
[Carmine] I'M SO HOT.
[Craig] Carmine- relax. Take a deep breath-
[Carmine] I CANT!
[Craig] buddy-
[Carmine] I CANT DO THIS, WE DID WAY TOO MUCH.
[Craig] You can do this.
[Carmine] I'M TELLING YOU, I CANT, I'M SO HOT.
[Craig] Look, you're fine, okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray.
[Carmine] THERE'S TOO MUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ON ME I CANT!
[Craig] Listen to me, go over to the lady-
[Carmine] I'M GONNA RIP THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD OFF!
[Craig] Do not rip the head off, Carmine.
[Carmine] I'M TELLING YOU THAT I AM!
[Craig] DO NOT RIP THE HEAD OFF CARMINE.
[Carmine] I CANT SEE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THE SIDES OF MY EYES--I'M RIPPING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD OFF-
[Craig] PLEASE, Carmine. Don't rip the head off, that's hours of work.
[Carmine] I'M TAKING THE CHIN OFF, IT KILLS!
[Craig] The chin kills?
[Carmine] Yeah, it actually does kill, its quite heavy Craig, you don't know.
[Craig] Go over and kick the table.
[Carmine] Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!
[Craig] Go over and kick the table!
[Carmine] What does that do for the greater good?
[Craig] It's funny!
[Carmine] Explain to me why its funny- is it cause she's alone?
[Craig] You thought it was funny!
[Carmine] I thought it was interesting, I'm gonna rip the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head off. The prank is that there's a real guy in here, that's the- that's the new prank.
[Craig] Yeah... that would work, that could work.
[Carmine] I'm not doing it. I don't even wanna be around anymore.
[Craig] What?
[Carmine] I don't wanna be around anymore.
[Craig] ...Like you don't wanna live anymore?
[Carmine] ...I don't know.
[Craig] You're saying you don't want to live because you're wearing that suit?
[Carmine] ...Yeah?
[Craig] ...Okay, yeah, let's scrap it. Yeah, let's scrap it.
[Carmine] Then what's the show?
[Craig] ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.