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Well here's why. First off is the penis envy. Every where i went I was getting comments on how amazing my penis was. That sounds great right. Well, when you're at Arby's, trying out all their meats with the family, you really don't want random, definitely heterosexual, dudes complimenting your bulge. It's just not cool. Second was the constant female attention. I mean I'm out walking my dog and getting cat called by super model (or at least on instagram) women.
In conclusion I want to mostly thank SgtBooty for always helping me hold my fantastic, tender, soft, hard, arm sized penis every time i would have to take a leak, clean under it in the shower, and sometimes even give half of it a little tug when i just needed to let off some steam. Just a real team player all around and I love you for it.