SgtBootyPants
Kay-Kay   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
Sometimes I like to cover myself in dirt, go outside, and bury myself in the ground pretending to be a carrot.
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Brostoyevsky 2022년 10월 2일 오전 9시 59분 
On 24/09/2022 I underwent a well needed penis reduction surgery. My ultra long, super throbbing penis continued to grow well into my late 20's. Everyday getting larger and fuller of vigor.

Well here's why. First off is the penis envy. Every where i went I was getting comments on how amazing my penis was. That sounds great right. Well, when you're at Arby's, trying out all their meats with the family, you really don't want random, definitely heterosexual, dudes complimenting your bulge. It's just not cool. Second was the constant female attention. I mean I'm out walking my dog and getting cat called by super model (or at least on instagram) women.

In conclusion I want to mostly thank SgtBooty for always helping me hold my fantastic, tender, soft, hard, arm sized penis every time i would have to take a leak, clean under it in the shower, and sometimes even give half of it a little tug when i just needed to let off some steam. Just a real team player all around and I love you for it.
J0SH 2015년 2월 7일 오전 11시 46분 
well well, welcome back :) nice to see you again!
SgtBootyPants 2015년 2월 7일 오전 11시 38분 
i doez livez snowmon
SnowMan 2015년 1월 11일 오후 6시 44분 
0.o lives it does?
SgtBootyPants 2014년 11월 12일 오후 4시 20분 
WOOOOTTTTT
Qwetzalcoatl 2014년 8월 8일 오전 11시 26분 
welcome back!!! :D