What is the WORST gun for defense? This is the 950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 lb, 5 ft long rifle that shoots a 1 lb solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. I’d like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and u hear a window break in ur living room. U look across ur room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. U raise the rifle to ur shoulder. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they’re witnessing, as if in a dream. U simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. U are immediately knocked to the floor as if hitby a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and ur wondering why u just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing.You start crying

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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can tunnel with wraith like you wouldn't believe

this guy is DM for my rick and morty D&D sesh and he is the best dm i know.. he has a super good morty voice. i love when he says "my grandpa ri- ri- rick" you make me want to watch rick and morty and also i love pickle rick. i am going to go join r/rickandmorty