so, it was last night and last night I had been up for 2 dAYS SO, ALL THE SUDDEN i WAS WATCHING SHIPPING WARS, I don't know why i was watching it. I got hungry and pulled out 2 cans of stew and chicken inchalada the beef stew was cooked in a pot, it's 4 in the morning and there are a bunch of cats....4 cats and I hate cats. One cat is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ bastard. the cat like to ♥♥♥♥ everything up. I go back to the TV show. My cat set off a chain of events that destoyed the kitchen. I had the beef stew on the pot, the cat put his face into the flame went reeaaaaww and fliped the ♥♥♥♥ out. he goes and crashes into the cabnit.
» a bowl and wine glass fell out. the glass shattered into pieces in a loud bang. I didn't hear it because of wearing headphones, no one else heard it. I go to get my beef stew..it's right next to the stove so It got glass into my beef stew and I couldn't see it. I don't know what I was thinking. I go and I eat the beef stew...and thats...well when I cut my mouth, spit out the stew and the cat jumped up on my lap and i noticed that his wiskers were simmered. I walked over to the stove and noticed the glass everywere. this mother of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ jumped up to the glass and sends it flying everywere, he liked the sound or something. I threw him on the ground and dropeed kicked him. the cat comes back and starts making love to my feet. When im walking back I trip over the cat and my mouth on his mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.