Recent reviews by UndeadPixelArmy

Disposible story with phenomenal hand to hand combat and gunplay. Add some unique boss fights into the mix and a challenge mode and you have a game that is worth your time and money.

The music is fantastic, the level designs take a lot out of the book of "how to make a good bird's eye adventure game," written by the NES Zelda, and it even has some great music to compliment the action. I'll highly reccomend this game to anybody who enjoys fast, tense gameplay with a legend of zelda dungeon design to it.

Despite the massive flaws in this game, I think it kicks ass. It has heart.

It's almost so bad it's good.

Almost.

Okay, so it has the same potential as an XBL indie game, where it looks like it could be a fun ride, but ends up being a not so great adventure.

I have seven things you, the dev, could do to keep me playing this game.

1. Change the combat. The whole "hold down left click and swipe," thing is absolutely garbage. Just make it a click of the button with different movements directions changing the animation or something. Like move left to do a back hand swing, or stand still and attack for a normal swing, not this bastard child of a Wii motion control feature. It's counterintuitive.

2. This game lags when it shouldn't have problems lagging because the requirements are so low. I don't know how that happens, but fix it.

3. The body actually goes through the clothes. I can see his elbow through his armor, which isn't good. Try rigging the clothes to the actual body instead of just kinda putting them on it. If these are free models and you don't know how to do that, just make the armor a little bigger.

4. Don't make the item pickups a hitbox and try to fix them on to the cursor that is actually IN the game. It's a little wonky and took me a little while to figure out.

5. Please fix the day/night transitions. They're so abrupt, it's actually funny. Crossfade them into eachother or something.

6. There's some issues where the water is actually just floating above the land.

7. That music sounds awfully familiar.


That's just my advice. Ban me or not, that's what's wrong with the game. You gotta try to aim for XBL Indie game quality. Reach for the stars.

THIS is how you make people want to buy your game. You release the equal of a doom shareware title, so you hook them in for the real deal.

You got a sale from me.

It's a smash brothers clone, and inherantly, you'd think that's bad.

But it's not.

It's fast paced, easy to play, the online right now is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great, it's the best party game on PC since Gang Beasts.

One problem I have is that some of the characters are kinda the same and I really want you to be able to EARN mammoth coins.

Other than that, I love this game.

8/10

Seriously fun. Microtransactions are not required, tons of loot to find, build your house on a cornerstone and move it wherever you want, and it doesn't take that much to run in, even on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer.

8/10

Most of the secrets are guns or half naked anime chicks.

This game includes TWO classic FPS games. Serious Sam is like if Doom guy and Duke Nukem created the ultimate heir to their legacy, including the viceral gameplay and unique setting.

Serious Sam Classics: Revolution takes the original games and amplifies it with tons of new content, bug fixes, achievements, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥' steam workshop mods. If you're looking for a deal, this is the one you should get. I'd highly recommend this to anyone who grew up with these games.

They may not be the HD remakes, but it doesn't really matter when you can practically make it HD with the OpenGL options.

Playing as Nazi Dinosaurs is 10/10