Jon λ
New York, United States
Are you listening to me? You’re – both of you – nuts. I know more about casino security than any man alive. I invented it! And it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got watches, they got locks, they got timers, they got vaults. They got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris. Okay, bad example. Oh, it’s never been tried? It’s been tried. If you guys even came close… You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas? Number three, the bronze medal. Pencil neck grabs a lockbox at the horseshoe. He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him. Second most successful robbery. The flamingo in'71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippie. And the closest any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino was outside of Caesar’s in ‘87. He came. He grabbed. They conquered. But what am I saying? You guys are pros. The best. I’m sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you’re out the front door, you’re still in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desert! Look, we all go way back, and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place, and I’ll never forget it. Look, just out of curiosity, which casinos did you geniuses pick to rob? (Beat) Terry Benedict’s casinos? What do you got against Terry Benedict? He torpedoed my casino. Muscled me out. Now he’s gonna blow it up next month to make way for some gaudy monstrosity. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? You’re gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you’d better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. This sort of thing used to be civilized. You’d hit a guy, he’d whack you, done. But with Benedict… at the end of this, he’d better not know you’re involved. Not know your names, or think you’re dead, because he’ll kill you. And then he’ll go to work on you. You’ll have to be very careful, very precise. Well-funded. You’ve gotta be nuts, too. And you’re gonna need a crew as nuts as you are. (Beat) Who do you got in mind?
Are you listening to me? You’re – both of you – nuts. I know more about casino security than any man alive. I invented it! And it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got watches, they got locks, they got timers, they got vaults. They got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris. Okay, bad example. Oh, it’s never been tried? It’s been tried. If you guys even came close… You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas? Number three, the bronze medal. Pencil neck grabs a lockbox at the horseshoe. He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him. Second most successful robbery. The flamingo in'71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippie. And the closest any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino was outside of Caesar’s in ‘87. He came. He grabbed. They conquered. But what am I saying? You guys are pros. The best. I’m sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you’re out the front door, you’re still in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desert! Look, we all go way back, and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place, and I’ll never forget it. Look, just out of curiosity, which casinos did you geniuses pick to rob? (Beat) Terry Benedict’s casinos? What do you got against Terry Benedict? He torpedoed my casino. Muscled me out. Now he’s gonna blow it up next month to make way for some gaudy monstrosity. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? You’re gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you’d better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. This sort of thing used to be civilized. You’d hit a guy, he’d whack you, done. But with Benedict… at the end of this, he’d better not know you’re involved. Not know your names, or think you’re dead, because he’ll kill you. And then he’ll go to work on you. You’ll have to be very careful, very precise. Well-funded. You’ve gotta be nuts, too. And you’re gonna need a crew as nuts as you are. (Beat) Who do you got in mind?
fx 5 mei om 15:23 
So you're going by Jon λ now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol.
fx 5 mei om 15:22 
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the manager of the New Haven Puzzle Room. Remember me? I’m the guy who solved all the puzzles but you still wouldn’t let me out. Then I accidentally used the fake prop men’s room and you brought everyone in to see cause it can’t flush. Then you said in front of everyone “who does puzzle rooms by themselves? It’s a corporate team building exercise.” Then I said “I like puzzles.” Then you said “well here’s a puzzle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, let’s see you get that real ♥♥♥♥ out of that fake toilet without getting it all over yourself.” You even embarrassed me in front of George Lopez who was there because his tour bus broke down in front of the place. People like you are worse than that maid at the La Quinta Inn that made me shower before she cleaned my room because I did a gnarly paint job on the toilet there. I don’t even know how you’re allowed to do that.
Nera 20 apr om 15:38 
Amazing person! :ExpertQuack:
☁ Cloud♖Zone ☁ 1 feb om 19:45 
+rep Good comms and trader. Cheers big dog! Enjoy the astral.
Vio 23 jan om 23:36 
So you're going by Jon ⛟ now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol.
laro 12 jan om 14:52 
+rep made fun of my fresh cut but is inherently a good man