Recent reviews by cumpster

this game made me the person i am today

gargle my entire nuts and taint

amazing game, go in blind and just go as far as you can

new dungeon has cow boy hat...

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Sorry I couldn't take your call, I was on my other line!

Sorry I can't come into work, my arm is in a cast!

Told my wife I was at the bank, I didn't say which one!

Told the local magistrate I'd work on my casting, I didn't say what kind!

I need a 6 month fishing trip twice a year!

Here's a social distancing tip: stay away from my fishing spot!

The two best times to fish is when it's rainin'... and when it ain't!

I always say morning instead of good morning, because if it was a good morning, I'd be fishing!

Sorry I missed your call, I was in the middle of a live stream!

m-miku...

No but in all honesty like for an honest review like if I'm being honest and not like joking and I'm like just telling the truth and not like just joking around and I'm just being honest instead of being facetious and jokey and like if I was being serious and like I wrote a real review then I'd probably be like not kidding and instead tell the truth about Hatsune Miku Project Diva Mega Mix and if I was telling the truth about it I'd probably say something that was true and not a lie.

This game is good but it won't ever bring her back.

rest in peace....

funny and gay lfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the best game i have ever played

I'll start this off with a quick review: 10/10 game, very fun and addicting, the 3.2 hours I've played so far were all in one sitting. With that out of the way, I want to tell you about my first dog Mud.

Mud was the first dog that my friend and I bred in Wobbledogs. Short, wide, had a mess of scrawny legs that looked like spaghetti noodles. I chose him because he was funny looking. Then, as it turns out, he couldn't walk. He only had three of those spaghetti noodle legs. This led to me having to take care of him once every minute or two. Bringing food for him to eat, scratching him so he felt better, or telling him to sleep. Mud became a huge thorn in my side.

When my first dog died, I fed Mud the core because I didn't know what it did and was just messing around. Turns out, it extends your dog's life, so I sighed, knowing I'd have to put up with him for even longer. I was wanting Mud to die so I could stop having to care for him so often, and I'd just unknowingly extended the waiting game.

Finally, I got the notification that Mud was going to die soon. But, instead of the relief I thought I would feel, I felt sad. I did not want to lose Mud anymore. He had been around for so long. Sure, I had to care for him every minute or two, but he has been with me, through thick and thin.

I fed Mud another core, and I have two more in storage for him. He has his own room now, with a TV, speakers, fire place, a Den all to himself, and more. I will give Mud the life he deserves. I love you, Mud.

10/10 game

best game i've ever played :)

good little game. love it