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They suddenly change their stance on PSN from being optional to mandatory months after the release of the game, making sure that most people have run out their refund window.

A total rug pull. I don't even know how this is allowed in the first place.

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great non-peasant simulator for peasants

Pros:
More parkour than Assassin's Creed

Cons:
More parkour than Assassin's Creed

Had to play this with Soviet Communist music in the background to stop myself from growing too much American chest hair.

This is what they officially said in the Early Access memo.

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?
“Freejam (the developer of Robocraft) has community in its blood. The word Freejam is a combination of 'free' and 'jam', where 'free' shows our dedication to keeping Robocraft always free, and 'jam' stands for jamming with our community to determine how our game continues to evolve. We like to think of Robocraft as a game that has been built from the ground up in collaboration with the community.”

Pure White Lies...

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