Here's your 3.8 Gya comment, enjoy it because you won't get another one this evolutionary cycle. You got no mitochondria. You got no nucleus. what tf even are you. I went to your deep-sea algae deposit and they hadn't even heard of your gene operons.

Here's your 3162 comment, enjoy it because you won't get another one this millenia. You got no energy credits. You got no star sectors. who tf even are you. I went to your intergalactic space port and they hadn't even heard of you. <END TRANSMISSION>

Here's your 2024 comment, enjoy it because you won't get another one this year.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties)

trhey hat eme cause the yaint me

you will never be a real woman