I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date thats 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass. You think your better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.