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ㅤ* A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
ㅤ* God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
"What are you going to do now?" asks the angel.
"Call it a day", says God.
ㅤ* The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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💎👳📀👾🌸🎍💃🌽🐊🍆🍇🎈🥗💛 → 💗 17,61,80 💙