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awildgoat 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:38pm 
np
dry spell on hinge 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:36pm 
Thanks for the terrible comment on the 4 word muslek story :D
swahce 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:12pm 
thanks for the terrible chemistry set! :D
Assistant Regional Manager 8 Dec, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
+rep fast smooth trade
Pepzebub 17 Nov, 2014 @ 12:58pm 
Thx for pretending that BringVictory was legit, hopefully loads more will fall for it
awildgoat 7 Nov, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
yey underscores
AiYaaa 7 Nov, 2014 @ 4:03pm 
i heard you liked underscores
AiYaaa 7 Nov, 2014 @ 4:02pm 
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festivedotgrass 29 Oct, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
Momentum is defined as mass times velocity and is conserved during both elastic and inelastic collisions:
P = M1 * V1 + M2 * V2 = (M1 + M2) * V3 {inelastic} P = M1 * V1 + M2 * V2 = M1 * V1′ + M2 * V2′ (elastic; V1V1′, V2V2′}
Let’s make the following assumptions:
between each floor (to make the math easy) 9.8 meters. [Actual distance was probably 1/3 of that.]
D is distance (between floors) g is gravity [9.8 m/(s2] V0 is initial velocity (V0=0) t is time
D = (1/2) * g * t2 + V0 * t 9.8 m = (1/2) * [9.8 m/(s2] * t2
Solve for t to find out how long it took M1 to free-fall the spacing of one floor into M2.
t=21/2=sqrt(2)=1.414 s
Derivative of acceleration at a point in time is velocity:
V1 = a * t = 9.8 * 1.414 = 13.8 m/s
Thus, before hitting M2, M1 reached a velocity V1=13.8 m/s. M2 is stationary, so its velocity is V2=0. Thus momentum P before impact is:
P = M1 * V1 + M2 * V2 = M1 * V1 (because V2=0)
So girl =gravity*velocity/momentum
Transcendental Loneiro 27 Oct, 2014 @ 3:00pm 
The mathematical laws of gravity break down on a galactic level. In theory, galaxies should fly apart at high velocities based on how far they are from the center of the universe. In reality, they move much less than Newton’s Laws would suggest. The conventional explanation for this oddity is that unobservable dark matter outweighs conventional matter five times over, throwing off many calculations. Unfortunately for this theory, we’ve never actually seen any dark matter—and we can’t, by definition. An alternative theory, MOND, proposes a change to Newton’s laws at low levels of acceleration. The theory states that gravity is not directly proportional to mass, as is usually believed. Instead, it is proportional to mass and a secondary factor, which drops at low levels of gravity. This theory explains the problem of galactic movement without the need for dark matter, but exposes the universal condition: Girl = (Chicken Popcorn^e)/4.32
AiYaaa 27 Oct, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
actually, boy = (videogame + pizza) / ramen * pizza^sprite
awildgoat 27 Oct, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
really, i just redid the calculations and found that
girl=((((baloney^ham)/avocado)-1/pizza^pepsi))/salad)+sqrt(mac n'cheese)^avocado
thus we can conclude that boy=mc^2
AiYaaa 27 Oct, 2014 @ 1:29pm 
i disagree, after careful analysis of the mathematical concepts proven in thereotical mathematics,
girl = 6*pickles^cake + 3
awildgoat 27 Oct, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
oops just errored. girl= lemon juice^tomato
AiYaaa 27 Oct, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
actually girl = carrot*pi
Transcendental Loneiro 27 Oct, 2014 @ 8:05am 
according to my calculations, Girl= Potato*3
awildgoat 26 Oct, 2014 @ 8:12pm 
your fault: girl=time+money
thus girl=2*money
so girl= 2* sqrt(evil)
unless evil=4 it does not work
i can math
AiYaaa 26 Oct, 2014 @ 1:15pm 
First we say that a girl requires time and money
So, Girl = Time * Money
Then, we say that time is money
Time = Money
So, Girl = Money * Money or Money^2
Then, money is said to be the root of all evil
Money = sqrt(Evil)
Therefore, Girl = (Sqrt(Evil))^2
So, we are forced to conclude that Girl = Evil
AiYaaa 26 Oct, 2014 @ 1:13pm 
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Transcendental Loneiro 27 Aug, 2014 @ 10:19am 
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Zelenkov. 1 Aug, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
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festivedotgrass 23 Jul, 2014 @ 4:22pm 
+ rep i broke your glasses
lech 27 May, 2014 @ 6:37pm 
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mirkomick 15 May, 2014 @ 1:35pm 
+rep, very nice trader
awildgoat 12 May, 2014 @ 7:29pm 
Let x be an unknown number.
Then
x=x
2x-x=2x-x
2x-2x=x-x
2(x-x)=1(x-x)
2=1